FART // Fathers Art — art from the trenches, for dad

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dad@trenches:~/readme.txt

cat ./about

WHAT IS $FART

$FART stands for Fathers Art. It started in the trenches — degens realized the one wallet that always sent it back was dad's. So we built a terminal where you draw him something stupid and perfect.

Pick his merch — a mug, a shirt, a cap, shades, a tie — scribble your masterpiece, hit download, post it on Father's Day. No roadmap. No utility. No therapy. Just art from the trenches, for the man who taught you to never sell the bottom.

Raw. Lowercase. Phosphor green. The best designs get rewarded. The flywheel never stops because dad never quits.

dad@trenches:~/fart-studio --merch

./design --for dad

THE STUDIO

Choose his gift, then draw on it. The dim outline is your guide — paint inside it, on it, all over it. Download the PNG and ship it to the group chat.

drawing on: MUG

// product

// ink

// brush

★ best dad designs get rewarded. post your build on X with $FART + tag @iDraggedonYou — funniest / most heartfelt pieces get featured and bagged.

dad@trenches:~/hall_of_fame

ls ./legends

ICONIC INSPO

the ones that made the old man tear up (allergies, he says).

   ( )
  .-"-.
 |#1  |
 | DAD|
  \___/
 best mug
 in the
 trenches

#1 dad mug

  ___
 /o o\
 \ ~ /
  |_|
 GRILL
 SERGEANT
 est. 1974

grill sergeant shades

  _____
 |     |
 | LOAN|
 | NOT |
 | GIFT|
 |_____|
 dad humor

the dad-loan tee

dad@trenches:~/how_to_buy.sh

run ./acquire

HOW TO BUY

get a wallet

install Phantom or any Solana wallet. ask dad if he wants in (he won't, then will).

fund it

load up some SOL from your exchange of choice. don't tell mom.

swap for $FART

paste the contract above into your DEX and swap. confirm the trade.

make art

open the studio, design dad's merch, post it for Father's Day. run it forever.